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No mask needed. Just the thousand-yard stare and a shirt that says what everyone at the party is already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who hand out candy while making their political opinions everyone else's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour uncle who won't shut up at Thanksgiving. The friend group chat villain who sends memes at 2am. If you've ever called yourself \"fiscally conservative, socially hilarious,\" this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like quality, not like a free rally handout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (fits every body type at the party)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for a different kind of statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after the election cycle ends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk. 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