{"title":"Funny Nana Shirts","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.collection-intro {margin: 0 0 15px 0;}\n.collection-intro p {margin: 0 0 15px 0; line-height: 1.6;}\n.trust-signals {background: #e8f5e9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px; text-align: center; font-size: 13px; margin: 10px 0 15px 0;}\n.desc-collapsed {max-height: 0; overflow: hidden; transition: max-height 0.3s ease;}\n.desc-expanded {max-height: 5000px;}\n.read-more-btn {background: #3498db; color: white; border: none; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 5px; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; margin: 10px 0 20px 0; font-weight: 600;}\n.read-more-btn:hover {background: #2980b9;}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"collection-intro\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnethical Threads presents our funny nana shirts collection - where offensive meets fashionable. Each design delivers laughs and premium comfort. 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Grandma hit the floor, and honestly, it's the hardest thing you'll wear this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose group chats would make HR cry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your sense of humor has ever cleared a room or gotten you uninvited from a family function, you already know. This shirt is for metal fans, dark comedy people, and anyone who laughed before checking if grandma was okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle a mosh pit (or a rough Tuesday)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because dark humor has no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck for that clean silhouette you didn't ask for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for colors that refuse to quit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, because surprises belong on the shirt, not in the fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you truly know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a surgical-strike gift. You give it to the friend who sends you the worst memes at 2 AM, the one who laughs at things they shouldn't. Give it to the wrong person and you'll get a concerned follow-up text. Give it to the right one and you're a legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt a reference to Drowning Pool?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and also to grandma's unfortunate relationship with gravity. Two great references, one shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Let The Bodies Hit The Floor shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. 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