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If you saw this shirt and immediately thought of someone specific, that's your sign. They'll hate you for it, but only briefly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Have Pubic Lice shirt meant to be taken seriously?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. But the look on strangers' faces when they read it is very real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Pubic lice don't discriminate and neither do we.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in, and the heavyweight cotton holds its shape. This shirt will outlast whatever social situation you wear it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. Without consequences? 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