{"title":"Funny Womens Night Shirts","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.collection-intro {margin: 0 0 15px 0;}\n.collection-intro p {margin: 0 0 15px 0; line-height: 1.6;}\n.trust-signals {background: #e8f5e9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px; text-align: center; font-size: 13px; margin: 10px 0 15px 0;}\n.desc-collapsed {max-height: 0; overflow: hidden; transition: max-height 0.3s ease;}\n.desc-expanded {max-height: 5000px;}\n.read-more-btn {background: #3498db; color: white; border: none; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 5px; cursor: pointer; font-size: 14px; margin: 10px 0 20px 0; font-weight: 600;}\n.read-more-btn:hover {background: #2980b9;}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"collection-intro\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover Unethical Threads' funny womens night shirts collection featuring bold, unapologetically funny designs. Each piece combines quality materials with humor that actually lands. 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This is the shirt you wear when you've given up on making a good first impression. Inappropriate humor, heavyweight cotton, not a single apology in sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in humor, not maturity. The Moister Than An Oyster shirt is for the person at the cookout who makes everyone laugh and then doesn't get invited to the next one. If you've ever been told \"you can't wear that,\" this is probably your size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a race you didn't finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Bad taste comes in every size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not that fancy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk. It'll fit the same whether you bought it sober or not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for someone you actually know. Terrible gift for a coworker, your pastor, or anyone you met less than six months ago. Perfect for the friend who sends the worst memes in the group chat. If they laugh at \"Moister Than An Oyster\" out loud, buy it. You already know who this is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Moister Than An Oyster shirt as inappropriate as it sounds?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Possibly more so depending on who's reading it. We don't do subtle here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. 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