{"product_id":"2-inch-gang-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"2 Inch Gang Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 2 Inch Gang Tee from Unethical Threads is a crew shirt for a crew nobody asked for. One line of text across the chest, no graphic, no explanation. Just pure, unearned confidence in cotton form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think gang membership should require zero qualifications.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome wear it because it's accurate. Some wear it because it's hilarious. The overlap between those two groups is bigger than you'd expect (but still not that big). The 2 Inch Gang doesn't gatekeep and doesn't ask follow-up questions. You either claim it or you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (the gang accepts all sizes, irony noted)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because this is, in fact, a crew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that doesn't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 2 Inch Gang Tee is what you buy when you know someone well enough to roast them and have it land. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, white elephants, or a random Tuesday when you want to make someone's day slightly worse in the best possible way. If they don't laugh, you bought it for the wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the 2 Inch Gang shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"2 INCH GANG\" in block letters across the chest. That's it. No graphic, no fine print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the 2 Inch Gang Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with minimal shrinkage. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it stays true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the 2 Inch Gang Tee appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much your HR department likes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick based on your level of commitment to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42707011240018,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42707011272786,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42707011305554,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42707011338322,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42707011371090,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42707011403858,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42707011436626,"sku":"2InchGangF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42707011469394,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42707011502162,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42707011534930,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42707011567698,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42707011600466,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42707011633234,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42707011666002,"sku":"2InchGangF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/2_Inch_Gang_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788624439","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/2-inch-gang-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}