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They're the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because civilized people can still make uncivilized jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that stays sharp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front is blank. That's the setup.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtremely well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you give someone who appreciates a joke that requires zero explanation and maximum commitment. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person. They'll wear it. They'll get stopped. 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