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It's the shirt for anyone who'd rather get the laugh than protect the ego.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you don't need a V-neck complicating things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through wash cycles, not just the first three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Front stays clean. Let them wonder until you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's the kind of gift that says you genuinely know someone. Not safe, not generic, not a candle. If the person you're buying for would laugh at a size joke without flinching, this is their shirt. If they'd clutch pearls, get them the candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank, so people have to wait for the reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular wash cycles. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it doesn't need much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person would laugh at a size joke without needing context, absolutely. If not, maybe stick with a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. 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