{"product_id":"63-earths-can-fit-inside-uranus-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"63 Earths Can Fit Inside Uranus Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 63 Earths Can Fit Inside Uranus tee from Unethical Threads takes a legitimate astronomy fact and puts it exactly where it belongs: on your back. Science hasn't been this funny since your seventh-grade teacher tried to say it with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who heard \"Uranus\" in a science class and never recovered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpace nerds, physics majors, dads who peaked in comedy circa 2003, teachers who wish they could wear it on a field trip. It's a back print on heavyweight cotton in black or white, so you walk around broadcasting real astronomical data to everyone behind you without saying a word. The front is blank. Full plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Not the see-through stuff your last tee was made of.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors last longer than most of your decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Walk in professional, walk out legendary.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you wear this to a planetarium?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, nothing's stopping you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fact on the back is NASA-verified. About 63 Earths fit inside Uranus by volume. You're wearing educational content. If anyone has a problem with it, that's between them and the solar system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the 63 Earths inside Uranus fact actually true?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. About 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus by volume. Real science, better delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low. 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