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Available in black or white, so you can match your energy either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after the first wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back, because you're not here to telegraph the punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever made a room go completely silent with a single sentence, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt equivalent of a knowing look across the bar. No explanation needed, no setup required. Just hand it over and watch the grin. Honestly, the reaction alone is worth the price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text \"A 4 Inch Tongue Can Bring A 6 Foot Man To His Knees\" is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the design crisp through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt for women or men?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's unisex. 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