{"product_id":"a-is-for-abuse-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"A Is For Abuse Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe A Is For Abuse Tee from Unethical Threads is a dark humor graphic shirt featuring an elegant couple dancing while one calmly explains you're just crazy. Part of the red-flag alphabet series, because every toxic relationship deserves its own font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who survived something and came out funnier on the other side. Survivors of gaslighting, veterans of toxic relationships, and anyone who's heard \"you're just crazy\" enough times to put it on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also wildly popular as a gift. Nothing says \"I see you and I believe you\" quite like wrapping emotional validation in sarcasm and cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not like wearing a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (gaslighting is unfortunately size-inclusive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for when you want to look normal from the neck up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors outlast your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e because let's be honest, nobody is hand-washing anything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. The A Is For Abuse Tee lands perfectly for the friend who finally blocked that number, the coworker who overshares about their ex, or anyone fluent in red flags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark humor is how a lot of people process the worst stuff. This shirt lets them do it loudly and in public. Pair it with the rest of the alphabet series if you really want to commit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the A Is For Abuse Tee offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo gaslighters, probably. To everyone else, it's cathartic dark humor. This shirt satirizes toxic behavior, it doesn't endorse it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. Colors stay put, no cracking, no fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The A Is For Abuse Tee is part of the red-flag alphabet series from Unethical Threads. Each letter covers a different flavor of toxic behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the best way to wash this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Skip the bleach and the iron on the print. Standard stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514234540114,"sku":"AIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514234572882,"sku":"AIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514234605650,"sku":"AIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514234638418,"sku":"AIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514234671186,"sku":"AIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514234703954,"sku":"AIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514234736722,"sku":"AIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/A_Is_For_Abuse_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784483095","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/a-is-for-abuse-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}