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If you've ever texted a friend a news headline with zero commentary because the comedy wrote itself, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt plays well at cookouts, dive bars, and anywhere the dress code is \"plausible deniability.\" Golf fans especially lose it over this one, but you don't need to know a birdie from a bogey to appreciate the craftsmanship of a truly terrible pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are a whole separate conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs nicely with bad decisions and good timing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, look around the room, and then immediately put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend with no filter, the golf buddy who knows exactly what happened that night, or anyone whose sense of humor makes their mom nervous. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. 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