A Lion Wouldn't Drink And Drive But A Tiger Wood Tee

The A Lion Wouldn't Drink And Drive But A Tiger Wood tee is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Unethical Threads took one of golf's most legendary off-course moments and turned it into a shirt you can wear to brunch. You're welcome.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think the best jokes are the ones you have to sit with for half a second. If you've ever texted a friend a news headline with zero commentary because the comedy wrote itself, this is your shirt.

It plays well at cookouts, dive bars, and anywhere the dress code is "plausible deniability." Golf fans especially lose it over this one, but you don't need to know a birdie from a bogey to appreciate the craftsmanship of a truly terrible pun.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a whole separate conversation
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts. No cracking, no peeling.
• Pairs nicely with bad decisions and good timing

Is This a Good Gift?

Honestly, yes. It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, look around the room, and then immediately put it on.

Perfect for the friend with no filter, the golf buddy who knows exactly what happened that night, or anyone whose sense of humor makes their mom nervous. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much everybody.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold and you're good.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

That depends entirely on their golf game and their driving record.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough that you'll actually want to wear it.

Can I wear this to a golf course?

You can try. Results may vary depending on the club's sense of humor.