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Think of it as a little surprise for anyone in your wake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three wash cycles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S to 4XL, because questionable taste comes in every size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. The one normal thing about this shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay put long after your dignity doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Give This As A Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This is the kind of gift that proves you actually know someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one person. If you're wondering whether they'd laugh, they probably won't. But if you already know they'd wear it to a family dinner, go ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get full plausible deniability until someone walks behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a relaxed unisex fit. Go with your normal size for a comfortable fit, or size down one if you want it more fitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the colors in. 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