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It's not for everyone, and that's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because questionable taste comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, no weird collar nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the graphic stays vivid through every wash, not just the first three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with confidence and a complete lack of shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know your audience, absolutely. This is the gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it.\" Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If that person would laugh at this, they're going to love getting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing keeps the graphic locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded joke after a handful of washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your definition of appropriate. It's technically just health advice. Whether your coworkers or grandma see it that way is between you and them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. 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