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You're just pointing out that you're lapping everyone still thinking about it from their couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (revolutionary, we know)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this is the hardest they'll laugh opening a box all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet it for the friend who's grinding through something stupid and refuses to quit. Get it for the coworker who does everything wrong but somehow gets results. 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