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If you've ever described your life strategy as \"just keep moving,\" this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't dissolve into tissue paper after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because ambition comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (no weird collar experiments here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts, not color that ghosts you after one hot cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. The R-word isn't exactly dinner-party vocabulary, and that's the point. This is self-deprecating humor from people who'd rather own their shortcomings than fake a TED Talk persona. 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