AAA Quarter Pounder Daughter Pounder T Shirt

The Quarter Pounder Daughter Pounder tee from Unethical Threads is for the kind of person who looked at a fast food menu and saw an opportunity. It's the shirt that gets you uninvited from the PTA and invited to every cookout. You already know if this is yours.

Who actually wears this?

People whose sense of humor got them banned from at least one group chat. The friend who shows up to game day wearing something that makes the whole room groan and then immediately ask where he got it. If your comedy sweet spot is somewhere between dad joke and HR violation, welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels good, not cardboard cosplaying as fabric
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're inappropriate, not avant-garde
• DTG printed so the colors survive the wash, not just the first photo op
• Preshrunk, because your questionable decisions should at least still fit on laundry day

Can I give this as a gift?

This is the gift. White elephant, birthday, Father's Day for the guy who has everything except boundaries. Just read the room first. If the recipient has ever said "that's not funny" with a straight face, maybe go with socks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing holds color wash after wash. The joke stays loud even when you don't.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt comfortable?
Yes. Heavyweight preshrunk cotton, soft enough to nap in. You'll forget you're wearing something offensive.

Will this get me in trouble?
That depends on where you wear it and how much you care. We just make the shirts.