{"product_id":"ace-of-spades-a-space-of-aids-funny-t-shirt","title":"Ace Of Spades A Space Of Aids Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Ace Of Spades A Space Of Aids tee from Unethical Threads puts two playing cards side by side and lets a spoonerism do the heavy lifting. Swap a couple of sounds in a classic poker hand, and you get something your card night will never recover from. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who play cards and don't play it safe. If your humor sits somewhere between a bad beat and a war crime, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe two-card layout works like a visual punchline. One card is exactly what you'd expect from a deck. The other is not. The spoonerism does the work, and the poker framing keeps the whole thing deadpan. It's basically linguistic sleight of hand printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because nobody asked for the V-neck version\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the graphic holds its detail through the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person would laugh, absolutely. If you're not sure, probably still yes, but maybe don't include a gift receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePoker nights, fantasy league drafts, the group chat that would get you all fired if screenshots leaked. The Ace Of Spades A Space Of Aids tee is for the person who already has the worst sense of humor at the table and owns it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design on this shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwo playing cards side by side. The left card is a standard Ace of Spades. The right card swaps the suit for something else entirely, with new text to match. You'll get it when you see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable without being baggy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it. It holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. You're shopping at Unethical Threads, not a department store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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