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The back print means everyone behind you in line gets the joke while you forget why you walked into the store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you didn't come here for a V-neck debate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the \u003cstrong\u003eback only\u003c\/strong\u003e. Front is blissfully blank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good ADHD gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if the person you're buying for already jokes about their own ADHD.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a shirt you ambush someone with. It's the kind of thing your friend sees, points at, and says \"that's literally me.\" The ADHD Always Downing Hot Dogs backronym hits because it's absurd and specific in equal measure. Get their size right and you're golden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back only. The front of the shirt is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does ADHD Always Downing Hot Dogs mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a backronym. The letters A-D-H-D are reinterpreted as Always Downing Hot Dogs instead of the medical term. It's a joke, not a diagnosis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds up to regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's self-deprecating humor about ADHD, not a shot at anyone. 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