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If you've ever said something terrible at exactly the right moment, this shirt was already yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't feel like you're wearing a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because sins come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean look (the content handles the chaos)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e with lasting color that won't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, pick your confession booth aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if idioms hurt your feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a pun about names, cake, and questionable life choices. Most people laugh. The ones who don't probably haven't sounded it out yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Kate and Edith\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSay \"Kate and Edith\" out loud. Now say \"cake and eat it.\" Same sounds, different implications. That's the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they appreciate wordplay and bad decisions, absolutely. If they need the joke explained, maybe get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric, so the design survives laundry day just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. Black or white. Pick a side and commit. 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