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It's a literacy test disguised as apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe, room to sin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. Nothing wrong with that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and the colors don't bail on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front stays clean. You control the reveal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a shirt about adultery that also doubles as a pun, which means some people will laugh, some will squint at your back for thirty seconds, and a select few will get it AND still be offended. That last group is the sweet spot. We're a t-shirt company, not your therapist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does 'You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too' mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a play on 'you can't have your cake and eat it too.' Say 'Kate and Edith' out loud. There it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank, so nobody sees it coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It holds up to washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a pun about adultery, so that depends entirely on your audience. 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