{"product_id":"alcoholic-and-autistic-ive-got-the-ism-and-tism-funny-t-shirt","title":"Alcoholic And Autistic I've Got The Ism And Tism Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Alcoholic And Autistic I've Got The Ism And Tism Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who collected both isms like they were running some kind of dysfunctional loyalty program. Self-aware, stupid funny, and available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've accepted the hand they were dealt and decided laughing about it beats crying about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe neurodivergent drinking crowd, the recovery-meme people, the ones who weaponize their diagnoses for comedic effect at parties. If you've ever described yourself as \"a lot\" and meant it as both a warning and a flex, welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your questionable life choices (and the washing machine)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're chaotic, not a V-neck person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person would laugh at \"I've got the ism and tism,\" absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to explain it to them, save your money. This is a gift for someone who already gets it, not someone you're trying to convert. That said, it's also a perfectly valid gift to yourself. Nobody's judging. Well, some people are, but they weren't going to like you anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the Ism and Tism tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people, yes. If self-deprecating humor about neurodivergence and drinking isn't your thing, this isn't your brand. For everyone else, it's just Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay put. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad ghost of itself after a few washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. That's it. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they'd laugh at the phrase \"I've got the ism and tism,\" yes. 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