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If you've ever made a toast that ended with uncomfortable silence and one person laughing too hard, this shirt was sewn for your bloodline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions (or at least a spin cycle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because bad genes come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not fancy and we both know it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually lasts (unlike your family's designated driver)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric, so the shirt stays the same size even if your liver doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has a drinking story that starts with \"so my dad,\" yes. Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt works for birthdays, white elephants, Father's Day (if your dad has earned it), or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That instant recognition is the whole point. If you have to explain why it's funny, it's not for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through countless washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt 100% cotton?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk, with a classic crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family reunion?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. Whether you should depends entirely on which side of the family is hosting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an appropriate gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who'd laugh at this, they'll love it. 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