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This is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually drapes like a shirt, not a paper towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (room for regret and second helpings)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text survives your laundry habits and your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. Front is blank. Let them read it as you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Birthday Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best sarcastic birthday gifts you'll find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has been getting this exact lecture since they were a teenager and still hasn't course-corrected, this is their trophy. Works for 30th birthdays, 40th birthdays, and every birthday after where the phrase just keeps getting more accurate. Wrap it or don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe text is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a birthday?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's one of the best sarcastic birthday gifts you can give someone who has clearly never planned to mature. Works especially well for anyone over 30.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. 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