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This is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits the whole spectrum of poor decision-makers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. We didn't reinvent anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts. It'll outlive whatever bad decision you're celebrating.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick the one that matches your moral flexibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Birthday Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect birthday gift. Specifically for anyone whose birthday proves the shirt's point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for the friend who is somehow still like this at forty-three. The dad who keeps getting himself into situations. The coworker whose stories always start with \"so I probably shouldn't have, but.\" It's cheaper than an intervention and more honest than a greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL, relaxed fit. Runs true to size, no need to size up unless you want extra room for bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage on heavyweight cotton if you wash cold and tumble dry low. Follow the care label. You're an adult. Apparently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good birthday gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically a birthday card you can wear. Perfect for anyone turning an age that should've come with better judgment but didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed for lasting color. Holds up through regular washing, which is more than we can say for most people's decision-making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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