{"product_id":"are-you-a-balcony-cuz-it-looks-like-you-need-a-sturdy-railing-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Are You A Balcony Cuz It Looks Like You Need A Sturdy Railing Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Are You A Balcony Cuz It Looks Like You Need A Sturdy Railing Tee from Unethical Threads is a retro pin-up graphic tee with a vintage illustration printed on the back. A pickup line delivered via structural engineering, and honestly, smoother than anything you've ever said out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually going to wear this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with good taste and questionable intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage pin-up illustration gives it old-school charm. The pickup line gives it teeth. This isn't a shirt that sits in the back of your closet. It's the one you reach for when you want your back to do the talking, because the whole design lives on the back of the shirt, right where everyone behind you can appreciate it. Available in black or white, so you can match your aesthetic (or your mood).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the correct neck)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull retro pin-up illustration on the back. Front stays clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's perfect for anyone who appreciates a pickup line with architectural vocabulary. Great for birthdays, Valentine's Day (if you're feeling brave), or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific. If the recipient doesn't laugh, that's a them problem, not a shirt problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Are You A Balcony shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a vintage pin-up illustration of a woman leaning over an ornate balcony railing with the pickup line in the design. The whole thing is printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full illustration is on the back. 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