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That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive a bottle rocket to the chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks don't deserve this joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your dating life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, blank front. Let them read the setup before you're gone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if the recipient has ever been escorted out of a fireworks tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a low-effort, high-impact move for birthdays, Fourth of July, or any occasion where you want to say \"I thought of you and it was inappropriate.\" Comes in black or white, ships fast, wraps easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds up. Wash inside out on cold and the colors stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your level of commitment to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about fireworks?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure. 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