{"product_id":"are-you-a-stack-of-dirty-dishes-cuz-i-wanna-get-you-wet-and-do-you-all-night-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night tee from Unethical Threads compares your love interest to unwashed cookware, then doubles down. Printed across the back so they read it as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone who thinks the kitchen is the most romantic room in the house. This is the pick up line you break out when you've fully given up on being smooth and decided to just be memorable. It lands at cookouts, dive bars, house parties, and anywhere the standards are already low. The design is on the back, so you deliver it walking away. Power move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promotional giveaway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Yes, 4XL. We like to be inclusive about bad decisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors don't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift you give someone who has watched every season of a reality dating show and still thinks they have game. Also a solid choice for anyone who makes their roommates deal with a sink full of dishes, because at least now they're being funny about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads \"Are You A Stack Of Dirty Dishes Cuz I Wanna Get You Wet And Do You All Night.\" It's printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. 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