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Thick, soft, holds its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because the shirt is already doing enough\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that stays vivid wash after wash (ironic, given the subject matter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Give This as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the anniversary gift for the couple that does not need another candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the birthday present for the friend who says the quiet part loud every single time. Pair it with dish soap if you really want to commit to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing bonds ink into the fabric, so the design holds up through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Two options, both equally incriminating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. 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