{"product_id":"are-you-an-escalator-cuz-i-wanna-go-down-on-you-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Are You An Escalator Cuz I Wanna Go Down On You Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Are You An Escalator Cuz I Wanna Go Down On You tee from Unethical Threads puts the dumbest pickup line in your arsenal across the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. You walk away, they read it, and the joke lands without you saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in confidence and never looked back. This is the shirt for anyone who thinks a cheesy pickup line is a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works at pool parties, dive bars, bachelor parties, and anywhere your reputation can't get any worse. The back print means you're not even there for the reaction. You just leave it behind like a tip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-shop throwaway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because apparently you have standards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that keeps its color, because a faded pickup line is just sad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design. You deliver the punchline on your way out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person's sense of humor, this is a killer gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet it for the friend who thinks corny pickup lines are the height of comedy and has never been embarrassed a day in their life. Skip it for anyone who requires a content warning before laughing. If you're not sure which category someone falls into, you probably already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say on the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt reads 'ARE YOU AN ESCALATOR? CUZ I WANNA GO DOWN ON YOU' in large block text. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable without being oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a DTG print, so no cracking. Wash inside out on cold to keep the colors sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If you've ever attended a mandatory sensitivity training, probably not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt material?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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