{"product_id":"are-you-chinese-cause-im-china-fuh-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee from Unethical Threads is the worst pickup line ever committed to cotton. Ornate imperial artwork, maximum confidence energy, and a punchline that lands whether they laugh or walk away. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who open with the worst line at the bar and somehow still get a number. This shirt is pure unearned confidence in graphic tee form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wear it knowing full well what you're doing, and you don't apologize for it. The design is ridiculous on purpose, all gold and red imperial grandeur backing up a line that has no business being said out loud. If your humor requires a permission slip, this one's not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, big pickup line energy comes in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay vivid through the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose love language is bad puns and no filter, the Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee is the move. This is the kind of gift that gets opened at a party and makes half the room choke on their drink. For the friend who already owns three shirts that should've been confiscated, this is the next logical addition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Are You Chinese Cause I'm China Fuh Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It holds its shape and doesn't feel like a tissue after two washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct to garment) printing. The colors stay locked in and won't crack or peel like cheap screen prints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage with proper care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. 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