{"product_id":"are-you-chinese-cuz-im-china-fuh-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Are You Chinese Cuz I'm China Fuh Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Are You Chinese Cuz I'm China Fuh tee from Unethical Threads is the worst pickup line you've ever committed to fabric. Text-only, printed on the back of the shirt, because the whole point is saying something unhinged and walking away before anyone can respond. Try-hard flirting as a wearable art form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's the play here?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone reads the back of your shirt. They groan. You keep walking. That's it, that's the play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back print placement is the move. You deliver the line with your spine and never have to make eye contact or deal with the consequences. The front is completely blank, so from the front you're just a normal person in a black tee. From behind, you're the person who thought this was a good idea. The pun does all the heavy lifting while you maintain full plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't quit after a few wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (bad pickup lines come in every size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because at least one thing about this shirt should be respectable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text outlasts your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only, front is blank. It's a walk-away delivery system.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. But that's the price of commitment to a bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, the joke here is on the wearer. You're the person who put a terrible phonetic pickup line on your back and walked into public with it. Nobody else is the punchline. If someone groans at the Are You Chinese Cuz I'm China Fuh tee, they're groaning at you, specifically, and your life choices. That's the whole social contract of wearing this. You absorb the secondhand embarrassment so everyone else gets a free laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"China Fuh\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a phonetic pun. Say it out loud, slowly, and the pickup line reveals itself. We're not going to spell it out for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. You deliver the line to everyone behind you and never have to make eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a terrible pickup line pun on a t-shirt. The joke is on the wearer, not anyone else. Whether that offends you is between you and your sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers. 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