*NEW* Are You From Japan - Japanties Tee

The NEW Are You From Japan - Japanties Tee is Unethical Threads putting the worst pickup line you've ever heard on heavyweight cotton. It's stupid. It's juvenile. You already know you want it.

Who actually wears this?

People whose friends already expect the worst from them. This is the shirt for whoever takes it one step too far in the group chat, the one who sends the joke everyone's thinking but nobody says out loud.

Wear it to the bar, a cookout, or anywhere you want someone to slowly shake their head at you. Pairs well with confidence and a complete lack of shame.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt you'd choose to wear, not a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because terrible taste comes in every size
• Classic crew neck keeping it simple so the shirt can do the heavy lifting
• DTG printed for color that holds up wash after wash (the joke isn't fading even if your dignity does)

Can I actually wear this in public?

Technically, yes. Strategically, that's between you and your comfort level. Someone's grandma is going to read it out loud at the grocery store and you'll just have to stand there. Totally worth it. If you're shopping at Unethical Threads, you already know what you signed up for.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Japanties tee a good gift?

If your friend has a terrible sense of humor and no filter, this is the perfect gift. If they're easily offended, maybe grab a candle instead.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size, so grab your usual.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Nope. The DTG print bonds ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up wash after wash. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not some flimsy novelty tee you'll wear once and toss.