{"product_id":"ask-me-about-my-pyramid-scheme-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee from Unethical Threads puts the dollar bill's Eye of Providence on your chest with \"PYRAMID SCHEME\" written underneath. It's a public service announcement for anyone who's been cornered at a party by someone selling essential oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a pyramid scheme shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who survived a friend's \"once in a lifetime opportunity\" pitch and lived to joke about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one hits for MLM refugees, crypto skeptics, anyone who's ever been invited to a \"not a meeting, just coffee\" meeting, or people who just think the Great Seal looks cool on a tee. If you've ever responded to a LinkedIn DM with \"is this an actual job,\" you already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't fall apart after three washes. This is a real shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for your entire downline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing revolutionary, just a neckline that works.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid even after your 40th explanation that no, you're not actually in a pyramid scheme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Your recruiting outfit should be versatile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who got into an MLM?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's the kind of gift that says \"I love you but I'm not buying your protein powder.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for former Huns, recovering side-hustlers, or that one friend who finally admitted the leggings company was a scam. Also works for finance bros, conspiracy enthusiasts, or anyone with a healthy distrust of unsolicited business opportunities. Pair it with zero recruitment materials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the Ask Me About My Pyramid Scheme Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the design on this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA parody of the US dollar bill's Eye of Providence pyramid with \"ASK ME ABOUT MY\" above and \"PYRAMID SCHEME\" below. Front print only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds color and detail through repeated washes. Follow the care label and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. It's meant to be comfortable, not skintight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this an original design?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Designed in-house at Unethical Threads. 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