Autism Powered Fuck Machine Tee

The Autism Powered Fuck Machine tee is exactly what it sounds like, and it's from Unethical Threads, so you already know the energy. Heavyweight cotton, real DTG print, and the kind of statement that filters your social circle for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who get the joke. Neurodivergent folks who own it, their partners who think it's hilarious, and that one friend in every group chat who sends links to this kind of thing at 2 AM.

It's a self-selecting shirt. If you're offended by the title, it wasn't made for you, and that's fine.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to crack
• Yes, you can wash it. Cold wash, tumble dry low, done.

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If you know someone on the spectrum who has that energy (and they absolutely exist), this is the funniest thing you'll hand them. If you don't know them well enough to know whether they'd laugh or not, maybe start with a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Autism Powered Fuck Machine tee true to size?

It runs unisex relaxed fit. If you want it fitted, size down one. If you want the standard relaxed look, go with your normal size.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Minimal shrinkage. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up fine.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We sell it. What you do with it is your business.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Does the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing soaks the ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, color stays put.