{"product_id":"autistic-and-ready-to-fuck-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Autistic And Ready To Fuck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Autistic And Ready To Fuck Tee from Unethical Threads says exactly what you think it says. Three lines of heavy block lettering across the chest, zero illustration, zero subtlety. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople on the spectrum who own their whole deal and think it's funny. This is neurodivergent humor from the first person. It's not aimed at autistic people, it's worn by them (or by someone who gets it enough to keep up). The confidence required to walk out of the house in this shirt is the entire joke and the entire flex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with actual substance, not the see-through stuff that falls apart in the wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and won't crack, peel, or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, because even maximum directness deserves a wardrobe option\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. But the people wearing this aren't punching down, they're stating facts about themselves in the largest font they could find. If someone reads it and clutches pearls, that's a them problem. If someone reads it and laughs, you just made a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the shirt really say that?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Three lines. Big block letters. No ambiguity, no subtext. It says exactly what you think it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does it come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It won't crack, peel, or fade into illegibility after a few wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this making fun of autistic people?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is self-aware humor from the wearer's point of view. It's the kind of joke autistic people actually make about themselves. If you're not in on it, this probably isn't your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the person well enough to be sure they'd wear it. 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