{"product_id":"b-is-for-prude-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"B Is For Prude Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe B Is For Prude Tee from Unethical Threads is part of our red-flag alphabet series, and honestly, it might be the most accurate letter yet. A classy vintage couple mid-dance, one of them clearly judging the other's vanilla preferences. If you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe spicy one in the relationship. The person who's been called \"too much\" and took it as a compliment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for anyone who finds the word \"prude\" hilarious because it has never, not once, applied to them. It's also a top-tier gift for the friend who overshares at brunch and somehow makes it charming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because good taste isn't size-restricted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental happening here (save that energy for elsewhere)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid, not fading into sad pastel territory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e, so what you order is what you get\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift. Specifically for the person in your life who would never be described as a prude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnniversary, birthday, Valentine's Day, random Tuesday when you want to make someone snort-laugh. The B Is For Prude Tee lands every time because it's specific enough to be personal and funny enough to not need an explanation. Pair it with a straight face when you hand it over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the B Is For Prude Tee design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt features a vintage-style illustration of an elegant couple dancing, with \"B IS FOR...\" at the top. Think cheeky, sarcastic bedroom humor wrapped in unexpectedly classy artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere's nothing explicit on it. The humor is implied, which makes it funnier. You'll get knowing looks from the right people and confused looks from everyone else. Both outcomes are good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the relaxed cut is forgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing holds up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but this isn't a delicate situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The red-flag alphabet is an ongoing collection from Unethical Threads. Each letter gets its own design and its own specific brand of questionable behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514199642194,"sku":"BIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514199674962,"sku":"BIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514199707730,"sku":"BIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514199740498,"sku":"BIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514199773266,"sku":"BIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514199806034,"sku":"BIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514199838802,"sku":"BIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/B_Is_For_Prude_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784482194","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/b-is-for-prude-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}