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Nobody's getting roasted here except maybe by the bear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a disposable napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because survival instincts come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (classic, no surprises)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay put even when you don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and it's a weirdly thoughtful one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who already knows their role in the group. Size up if you're not sure. People genuinely love getting a shirt that proves someone thought about them, even if the thought process was entirely about personal safety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in plus sizes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a plasticky iron-on situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Both look great, both get the point across.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly if you're a bear. The joke is about survival strategy, not about being mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. 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