{"product_id":"beer-calling-funny-t-shirt","title":"Beer Calling Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beer Calling Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny beer graphic tee that turns your chest into an incoming call screen, complete with a frosty beer mug as the caller, 'Beer Calling...' as the ID, and those red and green buttons below. You're hitting accept. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who consider beer a core personality trait, not a casual hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe type whose fridge has a better beer-to-vegetable ratio than any doctor would sign off on. This shirt isn't for someone who 'enjoys the occasional lager.' It's for the friend whose response time drops to zero the second someone mentions a cold one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, 4XL, because beer)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because nobody's wearing a V-neck to the brewery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design stays crisp long after your Saturday night doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they like beer and own a torso, you're done. Works for birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, or any situation where a gift card feels lazy but you also don't want to think that hard. They'll laugh, put it on, and probably wear it to the bar that same week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Beer Calling Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your drinking personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design stays sharp through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtremely. If they like beer and have a sense of humor, this covers both. Easier than guessing their favorite IPA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design on the Beer Calling Tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incoming phone call screen with a beer mug as the caller, 'Beer Calling...' as the caller ID, and accept\/decline buttons below.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42772172963922,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42772172996690,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42772173029458,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42772173062226,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42772173094994,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42772173127762,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42772173160530,"sku":"BeerCallingF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42772173193298,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42772173226066,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42772173258834,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42772173291602,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42772173324370,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42772173357138,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42772173389906,"sku":"BeerCallingF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Beer_Calling_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790925936","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/beer-calling-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}