{"product_id":"beer-goggles-need-me-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Beer Goggles Need Me Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beer Goggles Need Me Tee from Unethical Threads is the self-own you wear on purpose. Text on the back, blank on the front, so whoever's behind you at last call gets the full announcement. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've done the math on themselves and decided to lead with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't for the person who thinks they're God's gift. It's for the one who knows they're not, finds that genuinely funny, and closes out every bar anyway. The Beer Goggles Need Me energy is specific, and if you know, you already own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Solid enough to outlast whatever you got into last weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Not everything needs reinventing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that sticks around longer than your dignity at 2am.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront is blank. The statement lives on the back, where it belongs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone with this exact energy, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the gift that says \"I see you and I respect the commitment to honesty.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where someone deserves to be publicly recognized for their complete lack of delusion. They'll wear it. Trust that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the front of the shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front is blank. The design is printed on the back only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The colors hold through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke's on the wearer, not anyone else. Most people just laugh. 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