{"product_id":"beer-goggles-need-me-funny-t-shirt","title":"Beer Goggles Need Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beer Goggles Need Me Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who's already done the uncomfortable math and decided to lead with it. A self-aware drinking humor shirt that says what everyone at the bar was already thinking, just louder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've accepted the situation and decided to own it. The kind of person who gets funnier the later it gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Beer Goggles Need Me Tee plays at bachelor parties, dive bars, and anywhere lowered standards are part of the atmosphere. It's not trying to be charming. It's the nuclear option for anyone who'd rather get the joke in first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Substantial enough to survive a night out, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe, room to make questionable decisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Nothing fancy, nothing to explain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print for color that lasts.\u003c\/strong\u003e The joke holds up. So does the ink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your fighter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, if you know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a gift for your buddy who already introduces himself as everyone's bad decision. Grab it for a birthday, a holiday, or the most passive-aggressive Secret Santa pick of all time. Just make sure the recipient can laugh at themselves, or you've got bigger problems than a t-shirt can solve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Beer Goggles Need Me Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The kind of shirt that survives a night out and still looks the same the next morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both let the text do all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you'd say the words out loud. Bars, house parties, casual Fridays at a company with low standards. Maybe skip the christening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care label. 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