{"product_id":"beer-slut-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Beer Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beer Slut Tee from Unethical Threads says what your bar tab already proved. Two words, heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Part of the ___ Slut collection, because one shameless confession is never enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's made beer their whole personality and stopped pretending otherwise. Your friend who has a \"usual\" at three different bars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one who brings a cooler to a picnic like it's a briefcase. If you've ever described a Tuesday as \"beer o'clock,\" the Beer Slut Tee is already your shirt. You were just waiting for someone to print it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not that fancy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your longest bender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (pick your fighter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. If someone in your life won't shut up about IPAs, or has strong opinions about draft vs. bottle, this tells them you were listening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, pub crawls, or passive-aggressive interventions disguised as humor. Pairs well with the rest of the ___ Slut family: Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more. Give the whole set. Assert dominance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the Beer Slut Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. That's it. Pick the one that matches your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Follow the care instructions and it holds up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre there other shirts like this?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ___ Slut collection includes Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and more. Pick your vice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says Beer Slut on it. You already know if this is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42730109042770,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42730109075538,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42730109108306,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42730109141074,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42730109173842,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42730109206610,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42730109239378,"sku":"BeerSlutF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42730109272146,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42730109304914,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42730109337682,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42730109370450,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42730109403218,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42730109435986,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42730109468754,"sku":"BeerSlutF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Beer_Slut_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789315536","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/beer-slut-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}