{"product_id":"beers-dont-complain-when-you-finish-in-2-minutes-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Beers Don't Complain When You Finish In 2 Minutes Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beers Don't Complain When You Finish In 2 Minutes Tee is exactly what it sounds like, and if you need it explained, this one isn't for you. A text-only front print on heavyweight cotton from Unethical Threads. The kind of joke that separates your real friends from your coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a sense of humor and no interest in playing it safe. You know that friend who shows up to the cookout and everyone immediately checks what their shirt says? That's the target audience. This is the shirt you throw on when you want your outfit to do the talking and you don't particularly care who's listening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't fall apart after three washes (unlike your last relationship)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe, room to gesture dramatically while retelling the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad blur.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText-only front print\u003c\/strong\u003e on black or white. Clean and legible from across the bar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person well enough to give them this, you already know the answer. This is a birthday gift for your buddy, a gag gift for a bachelor party, or an \"I saw this and thought of you\" moment that says more than a Hallmark card ever could. Just maybe don't give it to your boss. Or do. We're not your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Beers Don't Complain tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking, peeling, or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table and a beer fridge, probably. If it has a dress code and an HR department, read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid, comfortable, the kind of shirt you'll actually want to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print holds up fine, but treating it right keeps the colors sharp longer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42458404585554,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42458404618322,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42458404651090,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42458404683858,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42458404716626,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42458404749394,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42458404782162,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42458404814930,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42458404847698,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42458404880466,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42458404913234,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42458404946002,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42458404978770,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42458405011538,"sku":"BeersDontComplainF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Beers_Dont_Complain_When_You_Finish_In_2_Minutes_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1782249047","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/beers-dont-complain-when-you-finish-in-2-minutes-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}