{"product_id":"big-back-in-town-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Big Back In Town Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Big Back In Town Tee from Unethical Threads puts two cartoonishly jacked roosters flexing back-to-back in front of a tattered American flag across the back of your shirt. The front is blank. The punchline only lands once you've already walked past, which is honestly the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who treats walking into a room like a title fight entrance. This is triumphant-return energy for the person who went away, got suspiciously large, and came back to make sure everyone noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back-print format means the big reveal only happens as you leave, which is funnier than putting it on the front ever would be. Available in black or white, because your entrance works in any lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go translucent after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually holds up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull back print with a blank front. Strategic silence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually subtle?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. The text just says 'Big Back In Town.' The artwork is just roosters. Whether anyone buys that defense depends entirely on how much eye contact you maintain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour grandmother will see patriotic farm animals. Your friends will get it immediately. Both readings are correct, and that gap between the two is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is completely blank. The entire design sits across the upper back, so it only reveals itself once you've already walked past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Big Back In Town Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt get me in trouble?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text says 'Big Back In Town' and the artwork is roosters. If someone reads more into that, it says more about them than it does about your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which bonds the ink directly into the fabric instead of sitting on top. 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