{"product_id":"big-back-in-town-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Big Back In Town Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Big Back In Town Tee from Unethical Threads slaps two cartoonishly jacked roosters in front of a tattered American flag. The text reads \"BIG\" and \"BACK IN TOWN.\" The art handles the rest. If you get it, you get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGym bros, tailgaters, dads who peaked in college and aren't sorry about it. The Big Back In Town Tee is for anyone whose entrance deserves a soundtrack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works at the cookout, at the bar, at the gym where you're definitely not skipping back day. Pair it with shorts and watch the room split between people who get it immediately and people who need a few seconds. Both reactions are correct. Available in black or white, so you can calibrate your level of plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (the roosters don't need a V-neck, and neither do you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print keeps colors locked in with no cracking, peeling, or fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, the shirt just says \"Big Back In Town\" next to two roosters. Technically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the beauty of it. There's nothing explicit to flag. The roosters are just roosters. Very muscular, very American roosters. If someone has a problem, that's between them and the poultry. This is the shirt equivalent of a clean record with a suspicious grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Big Back In Town shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt reads \"BIG\" and \"BACK IN TOWN\" with two muscular roosters between the words. That's it. That's the whole shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's nothing explicit printed on it. It's two cartoon roosters and some block text in front of an American flag. Any additional meaning is entirely on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the colors locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no sad fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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