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If you can laugh at yourself before anyone else gets the chance, the Big Dreamer Small Wiener Tee already fits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial (because someone here should)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for vivid color that doesn't quit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back, so you don't even see it. Everyone behind you does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for the friend who roasts himself harder than anyone else could. The one who'd wear it to a barbecue and not mention it until someone behind him chokes on their drink. Wrap it, hand it over, and watch them put it on immediately. No gift receipt needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Big Dreamer Small Wiener shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text is printed in bold lettering across the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so the reveal only happens when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly to the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. That's sort of the point. It's self-deprecating humor, not an attack on anyone, but not everyone does nuance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42533248139346,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42533248172114,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42533248204882,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42533248237650,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42533248270418,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42533248303186,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42533248335954,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42533248368722,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42533248401490,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42533248434258,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42533248467026,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42533248499794,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42533248532562,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42533248565330,"sku":"BigDreamerSmallWienerB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Big_Dreamer_Small_Wiener__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1785719258","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/big-dreamer-small-wiener-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}