{"product_id":"big-dreamer-small-wiener-funny-t-shirt","title":"Big Dreamer Small Wiener Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Big Dreamer Small Wiener Tee is Unethical Threads at peak self-deprecating honesty. It says out loud what most guys would never admit, printed on heavyweight cotton so the confession holds. If you need the joke explained, this one isn't for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with big ambitions and a sense of humor about everything else. You'll spot this at tailgates, bachelor parties, and anywhere someone's decided that confidence doesn't require accuracy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL, because big dreamers come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic cut, no overthinking it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the graphic stays sharp and the colors don't ghost after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric, so it fits the same on day one hundred as it did on day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. Nothing says \"I know you and I accept you\" like handing someone a shirt that roasts them on sight. Works for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or just ruining someone's dignity on a random Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe graphic is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it won't crack, peel, or fade into nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the point. It's self-deprecating humor, so the only person it roasts is you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Plenty of room for big dreamers of all dimensions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If HR has a sense of humor, sure. 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