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It's appreciation, stated with the confidence of ancient wisdom and the subtlety of a bullhorn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. This proverb deserves a solid foundation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room to breathe, room to live.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Comes in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back only. The front says nothing, which is called restraint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift you've ever given, assuming you know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has turned their appetites into an identity and never once apologized for it, this is the shirt that proves you were paying attention. Wrap it or don't. The second they turn around, the backprint does all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Bigger The Fupa Tastier The Chalupa shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExactly what you think. Three lines of text on the back of the shirt. No graphic, just a rhyming proverb that should not exist but absolutely does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That's the point. It's crude, enthusiastic, and celebratory. Not mean, not punching down, just very loud about a very specific preference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank. You're the setup, the back is the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you're built.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best. 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