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It's also weirdly sincere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're here for the words, not the neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and won't crack or peel no matter how many times you wash it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This an Appropriate Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely not, and that's the entire point. This is the funny gag gift you hand someone at a party while everyone else brought wine and a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs an inappropriate gift, it's perfect. As a purchase for yourself, it's even better. The Bigger The Fupa Tastier The Chalupa shirt works because it commits fully to a joke most people would only whisper. You're not whispering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo someone, somewhere, absolutely. That's what Unethical Threads does. The joke is celebratory, not mean. Appreciation, not ridicule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Bigger The Fupa Tastier The Chalupa tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up without peeling or cracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick your side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if my significant other doesn't think it's funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck our return policy page. 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