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Your world record is permanent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick based on your level of commitment to the bit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, assuming you know the person well enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift you hand someone when a gift receipt would be an insult. Perfect for best friends, groomsmen, or anyone who's earned the right to have the world's biggest micropenis announced across their back. Not for your boss. Unless your boss is cool. You know if your boss is cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. 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